Why are you here?

I miss summer already. Time to find winter pic. Photo courtesy Mr. Corwin Derkatch.

Let's face it—we'd both rather be outside enjoying a fine cigar on a deck—strong drink in hand.

If you insist on sitting on the computer, let's see if we can't make this short. The links below should get you quickly on your way.

Which of the following choices best describes your reason for coming here?

Potential client

You have a small–medium sized business, you need a website. Get in touch and we can get you up and rolling in less time than you think. It'll take longer than this promises, but still, pretty quick.

Please contact me.

Potential employer

You want to see if I can design my way outta paper bag or if I have coded anything worthwhile.

Please, won't you have a look at my portfolio?

Potential stalker

You want to see pictures of my holidays, bad drawings, horrible music, and know my every thought.

G'head…get yo freak on.